codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR...
You can never be overdressed or overeducated.– Oscar Wilde (via darksideoftherainbow)
unclefather: i need to clean my room but what’s the point we all die anyway
franksroofing: Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you’re not a pussy